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I Said NO I Said NO

Rated 5 / 5 stars

I Gave it A 5------

====Plus a 10. It's not because I love anime, even though I do, it's not even because I loved the cheezy characters or plot involved in this piece, but its because of the lack of respect you have shown to an artist.

The only reason you feel you can get away with bashing others is probably because you sit back in your little tiny --or big, depending on how much exercise you get-- chairs thinking that nothing can be done about your childish antics. To be honest, I wouldn't want to touch most of you with a ten foot pole to save my life. It doesn't take a genius to figure you out, so it's easier to just focus on what's important, the review, rather than the hate and hype you claim you aren't trying to generate from your blatant ill conceived opinions that don't have any merit what-so-ever. Those that read this review, you know who I'm referring to... There are many flashes on Newgrounds, with many more being added by the day. Everyone is entitled to their opinion, but they don't have the right to lash out at anyone.

For those of you that do it, I'm not going to feed into your hatred. You obviously have some serious psychological issues that your parents have failed to do anything about, thus, accounts for your current behavior.

Anyone else that thinks this type of behavior is acceptable, you should come with me to work to see where people of this sort, END UP! I promise you that you won't follow in their foot steps... Anyway, if you don't like something that someone else has created, just do like the guy 7 pages back did in his review; just a simple, "I didn't like it, it wasn't my flavor, and a zero sufficed. No one wants to hear your emo rants. If doing this sort of thing makes you feel better about your lousy selves, by trying to make someone else feel bad, then I suggest strongly that you go get some help for yourselves, really... It's bad enough that 85% of the population suffers from some type of emotional disorder. Why don't you do something about your issues rather than try to make them someone else problem?


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$00pah NiN10Doh! $00pah NiN10Doh!

Rated 4 / 5 stars

You know...

This is an okay flash, but I've seen better. I don't think it should be in the top ten but that is newgrounds for you. Please stop lowering the score of other flashes that deserve that spot just so you can put something that isn't deserving of that title in its place. When people look at the top 50, that is what should be there.



There She Is!! final step There She Is!! final step

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Uhm...

This is a great flash and overall series! I loved every one of them and take my hat off to you, sir. I'm sad to see it end after such a long run, but maybe you might decide to do a spin off or take it in another direction in the near future. There is always their school life to accompany their complex love life and plenty of characters for some interesting side stories. My only question at this point is what happened to the little hedgehog in step 4? Did it die? I hope not.


Recent Game Reviews


Kogent Knight Kogent Knight

Rated 2 / 5 stars

Talk about a lack of effort...

Okay I will be as fair as I can be even though its obvious this game made it here using the links provided when you right click with the mouse and behold two links that lead to a da account and another site (true darkness which doesn't seem to load).

The graphics: Look like a kindergartener drew this game and animated it.

The style: Is just pathetic in my book. I would have had more fun staying in bed then getting out of it to play this crap.

Sound: Is basic and ripped so no points there.

Violence: You poke the crap out of people till they pop okay a little less than your average tom and jerry cartoon but it's there.

Interactivity: Probably the only notable feature...

Humor: The jokes on anyone that bothers to play this game.

You so deserve my 4 and that was being gracious...



Ninjaman! Ninjaman!

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Very Nicely Done!

I must say, aside from the repetitive music that annoyingly only plays when an enemy is near...(Always the same music too) This one was pretty good. Unlike another certain game (With a crappy white night that definetly shouldn't be on the front page if you ask me). This one showed a lot of promise. The array of actual animated attacks was very nicely done and easy to execute. The control could have been a bit tighter but still no serious complaints for an amature based project. The graphics eh...nothing special other than the ninja itself(pay more attention to enemy detail so the fights are a bit more engaging if that is possible). Other than that it totally deserves my 7 ^^ Nice work!